another rant

topic posted Wed, October 6, 2004 - 11:35 AM by  Unsubscribed
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well some one has to carry the torch since no on seems alive around here.........

so this guy comes to me and asks me "how do i refuse this package?"
im like "you mean the package that fedex already dropped off and that i already signed for???"

he says "yah so how do i refuse it?"

i tell him "you would need to refuse it upon delivery which means you would need to tell me to refuse it BEFORE fedex comes."
then he pouts and says "well then what am i suppose to do with this??? its a double order.."

me- "that my friend is between you and amazon and im completely out of this loop here...."

then he pouts more and walks away
funny shit
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  • Re: another rant

    Thu, October 7, 2004 - 8:30 AM
    Can't you just fix that for him, Mr. Smith?
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      Re: another rant

      Thu, October 7, 2004 - 8:36 AM
      hehe yah right
      im going to spend my time calling amazon.com for his personal book order so he can send it back. ill start wiping his ass for him next =)
      • Re: another rant

        Thu, October 7, 2004 - 8:40 AM
        Isn't "wiping ass" part of your job description?
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          Re: another rant

          Thu, October 7, 2004 - 8:54 AM
          ouch
          no not last time i checked but kissing ass seems to get people far along here..........explains why im on the bottom of the food chain
          • Re: another rant

            Thu, October 7, 2004 - 8:59 AM
            It was meant to be funny, not painful. ::kisses agent smith's boo boo better::

            I'm at the same place in the food chain.

            I just don't care enough to kiss ass.
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              Re: another rant

              Thu, October 7, 2004 - 9:50 AM
              yah me neither
              the ceo put his hand on my shoulder and said "how are we doing today"
              he really isnt a nice guy. he just does his hoo-ra to get people motivated to make more money..........i looked at his hand and raised one eyebrow and told him
              "louzy"
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                Re: another rant

                Thu, October 7, 2004 - 9:50 AM
                for the record im not doing louzy. im 2 days away from vacation and im feeling fine.........i just dont like the guy.
                thanks for the kisses =)
                • Re: another rant

                  Thu, October 7, 2004 - 10:02 AM
                  You're welcome.

                  Glad I could make your day a little more happy.
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                    Re: another rant

                    Thu, October 7, 2004 - 10:19 AM
                    =)
                    me too!
                    i could make your day more happy. want a foot rub? can i make you a drink? both?
                    how bout i sing for ya.......
                    *warms up voice
                    • Re: another rant

                      Thu, October 7, 2004 - 10:33 AM
                      You could come over tonight during Survivor with a drink and a foot rub. I would be in heaven.
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                        Re: another rant

                        Thu, October 7, 2004 - 11:20 AM
                        hmmm
                        ill hit the next flight out to fort wayne........ =)
                        • Re: another rant

                          Thu, October 7, 2004 - 11:30 AM
                          Bring something warm to wear.

                          It's freezing here.
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                            Re: another rant

                            Thu, October 7, 2004 - 11:35 AM
                            holy shit
                            didnt think about that...........your house has no heater ? =(
                            • Re: another rant

                              Thu, October 7, 2004 - 11:48 AM
                              It has one. But I'm too cheap to turn it on yet.

                              But if you fly all the way from CA, I'll turn on the heat for you.
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                                Re: another rant

                                Thu, October 7, 2004 - 12:05 PM
                                ahh nice!
                                you can just tell your hubby in there to um....check out your pipes. now wait, dont tell him that. sounds really bad.
                                you can just say im the "repair guy"
                                when he sits and wonders why im bringing you drinks and rubbing your feet you could just smile and say "oh honey, dont ask so many questions....." then kiss him and he will just forget im there
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                                  Thu, October 7, 2004 - 12:13 PM
                                  He won't be home until 9. So, we'll have plenty of time.

                                  Anyway, he would probably be happy that somebody else is rubbing my feet and bringing me drinks so he wouldn't have to do it.
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                                    Re: another rant

                                    Thu, October 7, 2004 - 1:19 PM
                                    awesome, ill be there by 5pm =)
                                    • Re: another rant

                                      Thu, October 7, 2004 - 1:26 PM
                                      Where is everybody else in this tribe?

                                      According to the "members online," there are a least 4 people online right now, but only two of us are talking.

                                      Do you think they didn't want to butt in?
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                                        Re: another rant

                                        Thu, October 7, 2004 - 1:30 PM
                                        could be
                                        not much going on tribe today period
                                        maybe we just have too much time on our hands
                                        are you signed in to AOL?
                                        • Re: another rant

                                          Thu, October 7, 2004 - 1:37 PM
                                          Not much going on anywhere.

                                          I know that I have too much time on my hands. If the other people in the office would leave, I could at least play a game. But nooooo, they have to stay til 5 and never shut up.

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