I'm sooooo fucking hungover today. I've been sleeping at my desk while sitting up and having my hands on my keyboard (pretending like I'm working). I was afraid that my boss caught me when she came in this morning, but I think I'm being paranoid. I'm sure I would have heard her. I think she must have passed my desk when I was in the bathroom quasi-passed out on the toilet. I want to go home and sleep so badly, but I've already called in sick one day this week. And, went home sick another day this week. It's already 10:45 and I've done absolutely no work. I've had some pretty interesting conversations with co-workers about hangovers, lice, and crabs, tho. Don't worry, I only have a hangover, no little buggers. That conversation does have me itching unreasonably, tho.

I hate my fucking job. I think they're putting a case together to fire me. It sure is taking them long enough. Such is life when your in a union. Does anyone out there know what the rules are regarding collection of unemployment if you get fired? I checked the website and it states something about not being able to collect if you lose your job due to your own fault. Whatever. I'm so ready to quit and be a bum. I've already got the drunk element of being a bum in order. Now, I just need to stop showering and start talking loudly to myself on the street.

Sometimes I wish a crazed gunman would burst into my work just so I could have a legitimate excuse for not working. Maybe he could shoot me in the leg and I could get a week off? Are you listening, crazed gunman? Get your ass over here and shoot my freakin' leg off and save me from this pathetic fucking excuse for a life right now, please.

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im laughin over here