Tribe.net. Local Connections $item.owner.firstName http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#ccb6d997-f51b-4079-ad24-6d1775d77d08 2005-01-20T23:35:01Z 2005-01-20T23:35:01Z

I HATE MY JOB!

$item.owner.firstName 2005-01-20T23:35:01Z Ché http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#326cc8e8-edcb-4478-a548-d9312791925b 2005-01-20T19:39:57Z 2005-01-20T19:39:57Z

And i still want to run someone over a couple of times (specifically the VP of this one department). Oh, and maybe smack my boss around a bit. Dizzy D, love that image! What is it?

Ché 2005-01-20T19:39:57Z Irie-by-Design http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#b9f4b81c-cd83-416a-a383-917b0cd4ef09 2004-12-27T19:20:26Z 2004-12-27T19:20:26Z

Oh yes - all good tips. Try to pick up some of those industrial staplers while you're at it - the kind that can penetrate through thick wood (and maybe even metal) - and then expense it to your company! :-P Duct tape - ahhh. That sounds like a nice idea, too. And then there is the pouring of alchohol, salt water, etc. on fresh wounds - don't forget that, either. :) You don't even need to be high to relish these scenarios in your mind - *Ahhh*...

Irie-by-Design 2004-12-27T19:20:26Z Ché http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#da2ab873-84c8-4acb-90b8-f3852b4ab485 2004-12-21T10:14:28Z 2004-12-21T10:14:28Z

dc--i was thinking more like a hard, deep thrust, and then perhaps another for good measure. I'm using a ginzu knife, so i anticipate fast, easy delivery--can cut through bone and then slice a tomato instantly with smooth, even cuts. Bunni--i don't use a letter opener at work. But hey! Thanx for the stapler tip! I have two on my desk! And just in case anyone has a hairy boss, never underestimate the power of packing or duct tape.

Ché 2004-12-21T10:14:28Z SugarBunni http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#2f5f7c47-a531-4f49-a672-48a7e017b859 2004-12-17T17:09:08Z 2004-12-17T17:09:08Z

Many a letter opener can double for a knife. And, don't underestimate the power of your stapler.

SugarBunni 2004-12-17T17:09:08Z Irie-by-Design http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#d8486178-3163-47a5-8278-cff47df26ad3 2004-12-17T03:36:16Z 2004-12-17T03:36:16Z

Will you use a slow, slashing, torture approach, or just a quick jab to the brain type approach?

Irie-by-Design 2004-12-17T03:36:16Z Ché http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#262cb932-dc70-476d-9eae-2e4790db52c3 2004-12-16T23:32:17Z 2004-12-16T23:32:17Z

i was saving that knife to use on the head of my project manager.

Ché 2004-12-16T23:32:17Z Sayra http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#63b6b80d-cbf2-4f3f-ab1b-cdb049f86a09 2004-12-16T19:21:55Z 2004-12-16T19:21:55Z

Taped to the bottom of your desk- where it always is.

Sayra 2004-12-16T19:21:55Z Ché http://jobhaters.tribe.net/thread/dbbfd8ee-a7aa-4d11-ad93-2016f8952286#a5d1ac87-4e79-4df2-b093-8ef1f42ed0ae 2004-12-16T19:17:33Z 2004-12-16T19:17:33Z

okay ... where's the knife? where's the knife?

Ché 2004-12-16T19:17:33Z