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okay ... where's the knife? where's the knife?
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Re: harakiri
Thu, December 16, 2004 - 11:21 AMTaped to the bottom of your desk- where it always is. -
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Re: harakiri
Thu, December 16, 2004 - 3:32 PMi was saving that knife to use on the head of my project manager. -
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Re: harakiri
Thu, December 16, 2004 - 7:36 PMWill you use a slow, slashing, torture approach, or just a quick jab to the brain type approach? -
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Re: harakiri
Fri, December 17, 2004 - 9:09 AMMany a letter opener can double for a knife. And, don't underestimate the power of your stapler. -
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Re: harakiri
Tue, December 21, 2004 - 2:14 AMdc--i was thinking more like a hard, deep thrust, and then perhaps another for good measure. I'm using a ginzu knife, so i anticipate fast, easy delivery--can cut through bone and then slice a tomato instantly with smooth, even cuts.
Bunni--i don't use a letter opener at work. But hey! Thanx for the stapler tip! I have two on my desk!
And just in case anyone has a hairy boss, never underestimate the power of packing or duct tape. -
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Harakiri complements
Mon, December 27, 2004 - 11:20 AMOh yes - all good tips. Try to pick up some of those industrial staplers while you're at it - the kind that can penetrate through thick wood (and maybe even metal) - and then expense it to your company! :-P
Duct tape - ahhh. That sounds like a nice idea, too. And then there is the pouring of alchohol, salt water, etc. on fresh wounds - don't forget that, either. :)
You don't even need to be high to relish these scenarios in your mind - *Ahhh*... -
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Re: Harakiri complements
Thu, January 20, 2005 - 11:39 AMAnd i still want to run someone over a couple of times (specifically the VP of this one department). Oh, and maybe smack my boss around a bit.
Dizzy D, love that image! What is it?
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