i hate this fuckin job. Look at the shit i have to read:

Product planning begins with pinpointing for whom the information is intended. When budgets allow, segmenting each audience into smaller subgroups allows additional product and information and dissemination tailoring by audience needs and characteristics. This step is especially important for this campaign because its potential audiences are numerous and extremely diverse. At the broadest level, this campaign has consumers (parents, child care providers, and educators), stakeholder/partner/advocacy groups, health professionals (health care and treatment providers and their organizations, and State and local health departments), and media audiences. Our team is experienced in developing materials for each of these categories and recognizes that each involves special challenges.

Can someone come and shoot me, please?

The best part is that my boss c alled me in to tell me the writer had found some mistakes. Uh ... well ... after the first two sentences, i'm up and out of my chair, wandering around just to get some mental stimulation.