Another summer about to be sucked away by the fast food giant. The new trend this summer: the Atkins craze! I'm really sorry if any of you are following this diet, but I think it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of and I hate serving the whiners who come into subway who are now Atkins devotees, after abandoning the Jared Fogle diet.

I has two women last week order a cup of chicken salad and a cup of tuna salad - no bread.

Why are all the people on the trendy diets so pissy and irritating? I comfort myself with the thought that in the future I will be healthy becasue I ate lots of different foods while their kidneys are failing because they can't handle the excess amounts of protein being forced through them, and when they're having heart attacks because it's ok to eat a heap of fatty bacon, as long as it's not on bread.