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ok so i work in shipping/receiving........and i know its hard to believe but there is just not a whole lot of glory in this job....
but there are 3 things that just fuckin peeve me....and are completely pointless for people to ask or mention. i would hope that maybe these sheep are just trying to reach out and connect, make conversation, i dont know. they probably dont know me and have no idea what they could connect with me in conversation so the only time they speak to me is about, surprise, shipping. otherwise i dont exist.
so here are my top 3
1) - "im expecting a package/packages later today or sometime this week....just wanted to let you know"- wow. i never could handle that one. i mean shit,your name on the fuckin package just isnt quite enough so THANK YOU for letting me know your amazon order is coming because without the verbal connection i would have never figured that one out when the package came with your NAME on it. And if it doesnt have your name there's not a lot of shit i can do about that either, im still not going to know who its for.
2)- "hey i need to ship something out later today, you gonna be around" no, no i wont be around. i just sit here 8 hours a day for the sweet pleasure of it, but magically i will dissapear when you ship something. And again, thanks for the heads up because when you dropped the package of with the shipping request form, id have never figured out you were going to ship something.....hmmm maybe they want me to REMEMBER their one statement they made at 8am so i can come to THEM and say, please o please, where is that package you told me about at 8am???? not gonna happen
3)- "hey did i receive a package yesterday morning??? would have come via fedex" hmmmm lets field this one. yes. yes you did. i have your package. ive been sitting on it for over 24 hours for my own self pleasure. no wait, it was here but that little package gnome must have just wandered into shipping and took the fuckin thing. sorry its not here. what i love is to then reply "do you have a tracking number?" "are you sure its fedex and not airborne?" and they wander off confused no doubt.....and usually its just not there yet and usually its not the carrier they said was even carrying the package
ok folks, i know i said 3 rants but this one is quick
outside of work at a hockey game, yes the tickets were given to us by work but no it wasnt a "company" function
so this guy says "hey man i hate to talk shop.."
i interject "then dont"
but there are 3 things that just fuckin peeve me....and are completely pointless for people to ask or mention. i would hope that maybe these sheep are just trying to reach out and connect, make conversation, i dont know. they probably dont know me and have no idea what they could connect with me in conversation so the only time they speak to me is about, surprise, shipping. otherwise i dont exist.
so here are my top 3
1) - "im expecting a package/packages later today or sometime this week....just wanted to let you know"- wow. i never could handle that one. i mean shit,your name on the fuckin package just isnt quite enough so THANK YOU for letting me know your amazon order is coming because without the verbal connection i would have never figured that one out when the package came with your NAME on it. And if it doesnt have your name there's not a lot of shit i can do about that either, im still not going to know who its for.
2)- "hey i need to ship something out later today, you gonna be around" no, no i wont be around. i just sit here 8 hours a day for the sweet pleasure of it, but magically i will dissapear when you ship something. And again, thanks for the heads up because when you dropped the package of with the shipping request form, id have never figured out you were going to ship something.....hmmm maybe they want me to REMEMBER their one statement they made at 8am so i can come to THEM and say, please o please, where is that package you told me about at 8am???? not gonna happen
3)- "hey did i receive a package yesterday morning??? would have come via fedex" hmmmm lets field this one. yes. yes you did. i have your package. ive been sitting on it for over 24 hours for my own self pleasure. no wait, it was here but that little package gnome must have just wandered into shipping and took the fuckin thing. sorry its not here. what i love is to then reply "do you have a tracking number?" "are you sure its fedex and not airborne?" and they wander off confused no doubt.....and usually its just not there yet and usually its not the carrier they said was even carrying the package
ok folks, i know i said 3 rants but this one is quick
outside of work at a hockey game, yes the tickets were given to us by work but no it wasnt a "company" function
so this guy says "hey man i hate to talk shop.."
i interject "then dont"
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