Let me give you some background.
I share an office with four other people. My computer moniter faces away from the door towards my co-worker's desk (who we will call Amy) in the cornor. Today, everyone is gone to different meetings, so I am here by myself. Or at least, I should be. But whenever Amy is gone, my stupid boss comes in sits her fat ass in Amy's desk and stays there all day.

So, I have to attempt to make my normal four hours of actual work a day take up eight whole hours, which is very difficult. I am forced to check tribe only when she leaves the office or when she is on the phone. And games are out of the question. To make matters worse, I look over at her, and she is checking the American Idol web page. Plus, she is a bitch. No management skills whatsoever. Hell, she doesn't even have any people skills. Thank God, she finally went to lunch so I have a whole half hour of peace.

I'm trying to get up the nerve to tell her to go away, but I'm not sure how to do it. I'm thinking of telling her something about how I enjoy being in the office by myself, and it doesn't happen too often, and she is spoiling it. What do you think?